Perdi a conta à quantidade de actores cómicos que este filme tem. Até os listava, mas depois tinha que linkar tudo e dava muito trabalho. Jeremy Piven é um vendedor de carros for hire. Contratam-no para um fim-de-semana e a sua equipa vende tudo e mais alguma coisa, de todas as formas possíveis e imagináveis.
Deixo-vos com dois belos discursos. O primeiro é um desabafo ridículo, o outro é uma estratégia de venda.
- I'm 42 years old, and I ain't never, ever made love to a woman.
- You're a virgin?
- Hell, no. No, I've been with hundreds of women, maybe thousands. I just ain't never really ever made love to a woman. You know, I've done three ways, four ways, ménage à trois, ménage cinq, six. I've 69ed, 89ed, 114ed. Golden, diamond and platinum showers. I like that. I mean, I've ripped shit up. Done all that. But I ain't never, ever made love to a woman.
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- Okay, here's the deal, Gary. I know the stereotype. I'm a woman, got a luscious body, provocative clothes. I'm gonna use sex to sell cars.
- You know what's gonna sell this car? Price, nothing else.
- I mean, I like men. I like men a lot. I can't believe I'm doing this. Do you know what I love? I love women. I mean, I'm talking me, an Asian chick, and a schoolteacher in a shower. Get all soapy together and so wet.
- And you know what? Maybe like a construction lady comes in, like, you know, like I can't even tell if she's hot or not. But then she says, «Looks like I could do some work here.» And she takes off her hat. And then you guys come over and all three of you undress her. I'm next door. Yeah, 'cause I'm the superintendent, and I'm working on like paperwork, like doing people's checks, I'm like... «What is that noise? There's not supposed to be anybody next door. Hey, who's in there?» And I just hear, «Oh, oh.» I listen by the door for a while, then I open it up, I'm like, «Hello?»
- Like, «I'm so scared. Who is it? Who is that man? Hey, you're not supposed to be in here.»
- Can I give you something to say? Say this, say, say, «Hey, I knew something was missing in this apartment, a big cock.»
- «I knew something was missing in this apartment, a big cock.»
- And we're fucking, and then someone else goes, «Oh, yeah...»
- Fuck. I just thought of something, man.
- What?
- How the fuck are you gonna get there?
- I'm right next door, remember? I'm just gonna walk over.
- No, man, this is miles and miles away, man. You got to get there soon!
- I'm, like, managing a bunch of properties?
- Yes! How are you... It's across town. How are you gonna get there?
- I don't know. I don't have a car. I gotta get a bus...
- No, man, you got to fucking take this car.
- Yes. I am gonna buy this car. It's a good car, right?
- No.
- I don't give a shit. I'll fucking push...
- Go see the dudes in the back! Run, man! Run!
- I'm gonna go buy this car.
Que raios é um «platinum shower»?
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