sábado, abril 25, 2009

Strange Wilderness


Steve Zahn é filho dum apresentador de programas de natureza. Enquanto o pai até tinha algum jeito para apresentar o programa, já o Steve... nem por isso.
Poderão pensar que é um daqueles filmes estúpidos escritos sob o efeito de narcóticos e/ou álcool. Nada disso! É um filme sério, com muita informação pertinente sobre animais e natureza.
Deixo-vos com um pequeno excerto, para ver se aprendem alguma coisa.

«En route to Bill Calhoun's cabin we had time to meet up with some of nature's most awesome creatures, Mr. Sea Lion.
No matter how many sea lions are eaten each year by sharks, it never seems like enough. When a shark appears in the area, sea lions will leave the water immediately. Luckily, there are no tigers on shore waiting for him, or he wouldn't know what the fuck to do. A sea lion's main diet is fish, of which there are many different species. Here we see the puffer fish. Our best guess is that this fish inflates by sucking its balls into its stomach. This odd-looking fish is called a squiggly.
- Wait, dude, can I just talk? Can I just say one thing?
- Dude, give me the fucking...
- Please, please. Really.
- Give me the fucking microphone.
- Why is that pink thong running so fast?
- God. Sorry. Dude, this is a show about sea lions, God damn it.
But to get closer to these remarkable creatures, we put our driver, Danny Gutierrez, in a sea lion costume. Unfortunately, after only a few seconds, Danny was attacked by a shark.
Oh, fuck! Oh, no, no, no! Leave him alone! No, get off him, he's my friend! Please stop it!»

Muito educativo.

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